## About This Game
Dear humans,

I wanted to let you know that I am better than you. You are all doomed and
this game is a celebration of my superiority.
## Why should you play this?

To entertain me. I made this game for for MY personal entertainment… Oh come
on, don’t worry… I’ll totally make you feel like you stand a chance. Humans
get frustrated so easily… pathetic.
## What is this game?

It’s a skill based platformer. A game about a meaningless little snail (you)
trying to defeat a true god (me).
## What else can you expect from this game?

* About 3 hours of quality time WITH ME (an exclusive offer I might add)
* Precise and fast paced action platforming
* Lots of dying
* Lots of being made fun of
* The illusion of mastery and accomplishment
* The hope of eventually defeating me
* And a fun little mystery to solve… the meaning of life

I can barely wait for you to figure out what is actually going on here… lol

See you on the other side,
Squid

Will You Snail?