The Real Texas is an action RPG taking place in Strange, Texas: a Kafka-esque parody stuck halfway between modern-day America and olden-days, RPG England.

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is an action adventure game that plays like a mashup of Zelda: Link to the Past and Ultima VI.
Sam, an ordinary Texas rancher, is on holiday in England when he steps through a blue portal and into a purgatory dimension, Strange:
Here, a friendly witch is handing out guns to visitors. A crazed, German-speaking wizard hurls elecbolts from his castle. And upriver, something’s going on that involves a lot of chickens.
Stuck in the middle sits Sam,

The Real Texas Key Features:
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2, – Microwave
3, Kill things with six types of classic cowboy and fantasy weapons
4, Rummage through peoples’ houses without fear of retribution while they go about their daily business
5, Help people out with their PROBLEMS (*rolls eyes*) often by shooting your gun many, many times– just like real life!
6, Many special items and powerups, optional areas, and two types of chicken cutlets to collect
7, Wear a bullet-proof vest underneath a sequined evening-gown if you want
8, Supports all main game/life perlis including boss battles, enemies, traps, the estate tax