A tongue-in-cheek space shooter where your only weapon is a ping pong cannon. Survive 15 levels and you might just earn your pilot’s license.
## About This Game
You dreamed all your life about joining the ranks of Star Squadron, the famed
interstellar supergroup of heroic, larger-than-life figures. Danger, intrigue
and cosmic adventure await you- but first you’ll need to pass your basic
piloting exam.
Until they can trust you with their multi-trillion credit spacecraft, you’ll
need to prove yourself in this T71 Kestral, a rather care-worn training craft
whose only weapon shoots ping pong balls. Yes, it’s a tad under-powered but
the T71 more than makes up for this with rustic charm. You’ll love it.
After the “incident” during an earlier attempt, Squadron officials have set up
a series of driving test courses in a seemingly harmless derelict space
freighter. What could go wrong? Naturally, it would be decidedly non-ideal for
you to run into hostile life forms. We ran a scan and are 90% sure-ish that
you won’t see any. If you do, maybe you can find a way to dispatch them
passively. You’ll figure it out- or maybe you won’t. How exciting!
Zip around through fifteen exciting levels over 5 separate environoments in
your quest for the Star Squadron Pilot’s License.
Find the hidden tokens in each stage to open up later courses.
One request: please do try not to die. It results in a lot of cumbersome admin
and could result in damage to the T71. Also, your demise would go down on your
permanent record, so yeah, try to avoid dying.
Minimum System Requirements | ||
CPU | Intel Core 15 | |
RAM | 16 GB RAM | |
OS | Windows 10 | |
HDD Space | 150 MB available space |
Minimum System Requirements | ||
CPU | Intel Core i7 | |
RAM | 16 GB RAM | |
OS | 11.1 | |
HDD Space | 150 MB available space |