You are Allan Martin, an occasionally suave British superspy armed with a licence to cause an international incident. Can you survive international assassins? Can you stop an evil mastermind’s nefarious plans? Can you avoid contracting an STD?

## About This Game
MORE BADASS THAN BOND

MORE AGGRAVATING THAN ARCHER

MORE BORING THAN BOURNE

ABOUT THIS GAME
You play the role of Allan Martin, an occasionally suave British superspy
armed with a licence to cause an international incident. Can you survive
international assassins? Can you stop an evil mastermind’s nefarious plans?
Can you avoid contracting an STD?
Welcome to Phoenix Erupting, a visual novel brought to you by the people who
played Police Quest IV and Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3. You are sent by
your bosses to investigate an evil European megalomaniac with dreams of world
domination or whatever. Charm, fight, and shag your way through exotic locales
such as Latin America, Monte Carlo, lush volcanic islands, and Milton Keynes.

A VISUAL NOVEL?
Did you ever grow up reading ‘Choose Your Own Adventures’ books? Then you’re a
nerd. So are we, and that’s why we made this game. The other reason we made
this game is because it’s the genre of game that requires minimal programming
and game design.
But within those limitations anything can happen – you can catch a venereal
disease, have something shoved up your arse, listen to a man going to the
toilet, and literally get covered in shit – and that’s if you play the game
well!
There are well over 100 different decisions trees spread throughout the game –
some of these decisions not affecting the game at all, while others can result
in an untimely death. This game has 12 different final endings giving the game
great replay value. Another feature that gives this game great replay value is
the ‘skip dialogue’ button, which makes the game go super-fast, although you
might have no idea what’s happening!

A “COMEDY” “GAME”
This game is so funny you’ll not only piss your own pants, but also other
people’s pants as well! This side-splitting adventure will have you laughing
non-stop at jokes about poop, drugs, murder, women, alcoholism, foreigners,
and dead children. This game also contains reference humour and meta gags so
you can feel good about how clever you are.
Because you get to choose how the story progresses it’s your fault if you
don’t find this game funny. If you’d made the right choices this game would’ve
been hilarious – we promise.
[Note: If you find our attempt at humour is of the ‘so bad it’s good’ variety,
then that was our intention all along]

A BUNCH OF COLOURFUL CHARACTERS
Brilliantly written characters make this world come alive. Be careful how you
interact with people, as your reputation with certain characters can affect
how the story plays out and which story branches you end up going down.
Sometimes having a good or bad reputation might make the game more
interesting. Or more tedious and boring. It might even be the difference
between saving the Earth and being buried under 6-feet of it.
Additionally, there are many more colourful secondary characters to meet,
several of whom you can kick in the balls!

## Mature Content Description
The developers describe the content like this:
Descriptions of violence.
Descriptions of sexual content.

Secret Agent Allan Martin in … Phoenix Erupting