You have a problem with joggers. They think they own the whole park. They talk about motivation, or reaching their goals. But in this action-packed throwback to early 80s console games, you’ll show them. You’ll stop them yourself…in the most effective way you know.

## About This Game
Celebrate the end of 2020–the Year of Poop–with this bizarre throwback to
second-generation video games of the early 1980s!

Joggers are happily trotting across the local park in an effort to reach their
fitness goals. But–armed with the healthiest metabolism the world has ever
seen–you’re going to put a stop to that.

Make your way across the park and poop everywhere. Little poops will only slow
the joggers down, but keep pooping to increase poop size. When a jogger hits a
large poop, they’ll be stopped for good and you’ll score a point! If you run
out of fuel, simply go back to the starting point alongside the taco
restaurant and eat. Then you’ll be ready for more!

In this love letter to old console games from the early 80s, you’ll enjoy
unique, one-button, fast-paced action that only gets faster! The action is
paired with classic-style visuals and authentic sound effects created with
Korg synthesizer software. With two difficulty levels, and Time Attack mode,
you’ll chase high scores across 4 Steam Leaderboards. Available DLC adds three
unique new rulesets and 12 more Leaderboards! There’s a set of Achievements
too!

The joggers will come faster and in greater numbers, but you’ll be ready. This
time is going to be different. Look out, joggers…you’re going to have a
crappy day.

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