One Drunken Knight is a “pee-zle” platformer where you need to drink to gain special powers and stay alive…
## About This Game
What dost hast happeneth last night?
You are a knight, a curse knight… You wake up in the desert, hungover,
unable to remember what happened to you (obliviously). You find the Holy Grail
just lying there next to your smelly bulk! He’s got a foul mouth on him and
tells you that you need to drink to stay alive and get special powers. Great
lesson for the wee kids, I know…
You use your new-found powers to retrace your steps, drunk-box the skeleton
army (which you awoke, of course), solve puzzles (often by peeing on them) and
get back to your beautiful bride-to-be, all the while trying to piece together
what happened last night.
It’s a story of a medieval bachelor party gone very wrong… You’ll need to
escape the desert and find your way out of the Great Pyramid, make friends
with different people and creatures to help you along the way, walk through a
sexy-parrot-infested jungle, hire a skeleton pirate to get you across the sea
(guess how that turns out), visit the underwater world of the sirens (of
course), save a bunch of kids from fanatical priests, and so on. Fun for a
very limited part of the whole family…
Gameplay is a “pee-zle” platformer with a rich story-driven humoristic
conversation system. You’ve never played a game like this… And if you did,
you’re too drunk to remember anyway… Cheers!
## Mature Content Description
The developers describe the content like this:
In this game, the poor cursed knight needs to drink different types of
alcohol to stay alive and get special powers, solving puzzles along the way.
It is NOT for kids. Drinking too much will make him vomit, which is a limit
you don’t want to reach, in the game or in real life. There is also a minimal
amount of “weed” comedy. Think lite “memes” level comedy. There is swearing in
the game, but it’s mostly “translated” into parody medieval English.
There are also scenes of comedic nudity and implied sexuality, as well as 2D
cartoon violence, similar to drunken boxing and kicking. Please, do not try to
recreate any of this foolishness at home, or anywhere for that matter. Just
enjoy the silliness. Thank you.
Minimum System Requirements | ||
CPU | Intel Core i5-4690 / AMD FX 4350 | |
RAM | 2048 MB RAM | |
OS | Windows 7, Windows 8, Windows 8.1, Windows 10 or newer | |
Graphics Card | Nvidia GeForce GTX 780 / AMD Radeon R9 280X | |
Direct X | Version 11 | |
SOUND CARD | 16 bit | |
HDD Space | 1000 MB available space |