You are a robot in an office building. You have to eat furniture and not get caught. A mysterious story unfolds. Not The Robots is this year’s most exciting Roguelike Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator. It’s a game with random levels, permadeath, and the goal of eating furniture – which is also your stealth cover.
Not The Robots is this year’s most exciting Roguelike Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator. It’s a game with random levels, permadeath, and the goal of eating furniture – which is also your stealth cover.
About 2DArray
2DArray is previously known for web game hits like Company of Myself, Fixation, Fisher-Diver, and Spewer. This is their first commercial game, supported by tinyBuild GAMES.
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About tinyBuild GAMES
tinyBuild GAMES is an indie game development and publishing company.
No Time To Explain
is their first game. It came out of a successful Kickstarter and Greenlight adventure. They’re currently working on a bunch of games:
SpeedRunners
— currently in Early Access on Steam
Not The Robots Key Features:
1, A seven-building Campaign Mode of increasingly brutal (and fully procedural) levels
2, Fearsome machine-gun-equipped patrolling guards to avoid and trick
3, Spotlights, lasers, bombs, and other traps to sidestep
4, Tons of crafty gadgets to master
5, Contains an unlockable sequel to “You Find Yourself In A Room,” a previous game from 2DArray
6, Short/medium/long game modes for play sessions of any size
7, Mysterious and fully-voiced storyline to gradually explain the game’s strange setting
8, Controller support
9, The year’s most exciting furniture-eating stealth game!
10, Follow
11, Co-developing
12, Working with 3rd party devs on games like
13, Preparing to release
14, Unannounced super-secret in-house game
| Minimum System Requirements | Recommended System Requirements | |
| CPU | Intel Pentium 4 1.5GHz / AMD Athlon XP 1700+ | Intel Core 2 Duo E4400 2.0GHz / AMD Athlon 64 X2 Dual Core 4200+ |
| VRAM | 128 MB | 256 MB |
| RAM | 1 GB | 2 GB |
| OS | Win Xp 32 | Win Xp 32 |
| Graphics Card | nVidia GeForce 210 / AMD Radeon X600 Series | nVidia GeForce GT 340 / AMD Radeon X1900 GT |
| Direct X | DX 7 | DX 9 |
| HDD Space | 300 MB | 300 MB |
| Game Analysis | Not the Robots is a procedurally generated stealth game where you play as a robot who eats furniture.In most stealth games, you can fail a level several times and end up learning how to complete it through trial-and-error. In this game, every time you play a level, it is created from scratch. You are never allowed to try a given level more than one time.The game is intended to be enjoyed in relatively short sittings, over a long overall period. Not the Robots may seem simple at first, but it's full of mysteries to solve, secrets to find, and tricks to learn. Only your wits can save you now. | |
| High FPS | 200+ FPS ( GTX 1060 ) | |
| Optimization Score | 10 | |
| Minimum System Requirements | ||
| CPU | 1.5Ghz | |
| RAM | 1 GB RAM | |
| OS | Mac OS 10.5 or later | |
| Graphics Card | Graphics card from 2004 or later | |
| HDD Space | 300 MB available space |
| Minimum System Requirements | ||
| CPU | 1.5Ghz | |
| RAM | 1 GB RAM | |
| Graphics Card | Graphics card from 2004 or later | |
| HDD Space | 300 MB available space |