Delve into the world of Necronomistore, a shopping Goliath which is currently in the process of gearing up for a sure fire Black Friday disaster. But there’s bigger stakes at play, its up to you to keep an eye on the resident depressed rantaholic janitor and help uncover a sinister conspiracy.

## About This Game
Between the 6th and 7th layer of hell, buried deep between pick-pocket alley
and Silkworm Square, there stands a monolithic structure marvelled by demon
kind. Its name too cursed to speak.

Get ready to sell your soul to the Necronomistore Corperation, working as a
full-time employee! We have everything you’ll need to comfortably arrange
yourself with for a small period of time.

With just our indoor section alone we provide: Groceries, Mostly Fresh
Vegtables, Electronics, Bare Essentials like Toothpaste to valuable Toilet
Paper, DVD’S, the latest in Video Games, Freshly Freezer-Burned Prepackaged
Nutritional Meals and much, much more!

“But wait! What about the outdoor section?” I hear you ask, good question
Chum! Not only are you getting a Scenic Garden Centre full of prickly flowers
and slightly dangerous wildlife, but you also get to experience the magic of
Seagull Land, the outdoor Seagull Zoo complete with an Animatronic Sing-Along
Camp Show. But wait, there’s more! Nosy around our Janitors Personal Living
Quarters complete with Firefly swarm.

You don’t even need to sign anything! By playing Necronomistore: Black
Friday, you will be automatically applied to use our new Soul-Link
technology, thus ensuring a tailor-made simulated second afterlife program
will be ran if the worst should happen. Well? What are you waiting for, chum?
Join our family, make friends, savour paychecks and live like the pioneers
did. Yeehaw!

Necronomistore: Black Friday