Stab, shoot or blow up your friends. JAB! is the physics-based party game where you collect silly bobbleheads and fight with guns and lightning bolts and stuff.

## About This Game
Shoot, blow up or confetti your friends. JAB! is the physics-based party game
where you collect silly bobbleheads and fight with guns and lightning bolts
and stuff.

## NO BORING GUNS
We’re all done using AKs, RPGs and pistols. In JAB!, you destroy/murder/frag
your friends/enemies/random strangers with internet famous armaments like the
confetti cannon, fireworks launcher, dynamite, drone strikes and a sword that
dashes towards the nearest enemy, like the one in the super famous game on the
console made by an american company. Same level of destruction, but now with
100% more fun!
## ONLINE & COUCH MULTIPLAYER
Sometimes you just want to blast your friends into orbit. Luckily, JAB can be
played locally with 2-4 players. Stuck in quarantine? You can also play with
them remotely, or decimate strangers in the online lobbies.
## BUILD YOUR COLLECTION
Everyone gets a bunch of jabbos and weapons to start out and the more you
play, the more stuff you unlock. Super simple!! Online, let the chaos
commence. You can play with only cat launchers, or only melee weapons
(disclaimer: if I ever put any into the game). The host will decide what’s
available, so jump into someone else’s lobby to discover new stuff, or create
a lobby to show off your awesome rare jabbos. What a sense of accomplishment.
## PARTICIPATION AWARDS FOR EVERYONE
Get dat points sis! Since everyone needs to be happy, you get awards for
winning, destroying, falling out, using lots of weapons and almost everything
else. The winner each game turns into LITERAL GOLD so it’s easy to gank them
next game. Players that lose gets these two words: git. gud.
## NO MICROTRANSACTIONS, NO BULLSH*T
When you buy the game, everything is included and unlockable for free. Any
updates, DLCs and additional content will be free forever. After all, if you
buy the game, you’re practically family.

JAB!