Trapped within the offices of a large hedge fund called Sipadel Finance. It’s your job to take a sip and make the apes dip.
## About This Game
## Trapped within the offices of a large hedge fund called Sipadel Finance.
It’s your job to take a sip and make the apes dip.
Hedgie simulator is joke perspective of how hedge funds operate. As the
player, you work as a hedge fund manager trying to make the big bucks using
whatever method you can to win. Using traditional methods of buying and
selling, shorting and of course the legendary Naked Shorting options you can
manipulate the market as you strife forward trying make the GameShop GME
stocks value hit 0.
However you should be weary, strange noises have been heard within in the
offices. The sounds of Ooga and the Booga. They say Apes are on the loose
shouting words like diamond hands and HODL.
Game Features:
## Trade on the Market
Buy and sell shares the GameShop GME stock on the market. Fight or utilise the
growing interest of the stock to make billions.
## Short Sell
Why buy your own shares? when you can just barrow someone elses?
Borrow multiple loans of the GameShop GME stock and trade it away to make a
quick buck. Be sure to cover that short before the deadline.
## Naked Short
The market price getting too high for your liking? Just naked short it. Watch
everyone dip while you sip on a nice cup of coffee.
## FUD and Back Alley Dealings
You ever think social media was a mistake. Watching communities work together
to grow a stock, well now you have a solution. Just deploy FUD. Maybe pay off
a few News stations, some articles here and there. And well if that doesn’t
work just pay the retail investment platforms off. Have them block new buy
orders.
Hedgie Simulator