A game for humans who enjoy suffering, injustice and cookies.
## About This Game
Grandma’s Footsteps is a cruel, unjust and painful game that no human should
play.
Painstakingly walk your way through five different rooms in Grandma’s house to
ask her for the scrumptious ‘family renowned cookies’ that she makes…
one step at a time…
If you are one of the (I expect) scarce few, ever to make it through all five
rooms… You’ll uncover the secret of the sixth and final room… The
forbidden room that no soul in the family (other than Grandma herself) has
ever been seen to enter…
For each step you take, a ‘Footstep’ will be added to your ‘Footstep-Balance’,
which can then be spent in the ‘Oaf Shop’ to purchase silly skins for your
Oaf.
This game has been carefully designed to inflict hurt and pain to you.
Only after completing all 6 levels of this game can you rest.
In order to complete a level, you (Oaf) must walk across different rooms in
Grandma’s house to approach her to receive a cookie… without her seeing
you… if Grandma looks around… Do not move!!…
Grandma isn’t wearing her glasses…
and Grandma gets easily startled…
Ultimately, between you and me… I strongly urge you not to throw your money
away at this ‘game’… if you can even call it that.
It is a cruel and unfair ‘game’ that does not hold your hand while you play…
it in fact does the entire opposite: it takes your hand, super-glues it to the
road and finally calls for a steamroller to run over it… slowly… and very
painfully…
It will not make you a better person in any regard, other than perhaps more
patient… in a very strange and foolish way…
This game will bring the worst out of you, even if ‘sweet old Hilda’ who in
the quiet, cosy country village were to play this game, the anger and
frustration that no one knew she could even possess would find its way out of
her.
Again I urge you for the sake of your sanity,
not from a developer, but from one human to another…
do not play this game.
Grandma’s Footsteps