Six hours until the hurricane hits. Six hours alone on a Florida island. Six hours to reach fame! What will your headline be?

## About This Game
Six hours until the hurricane hits. Six hours alone on a Florida island with
no one to stop you. Six hours of free booze and stale burgers. Six hours to
reach fame!

Slip into Florida Man’s favorite incarnation – Dale – for one hour game play
sessions full of laughs and eyerolls, ending with sharable headlines
summarizing your exploits! Roam the island to find books, keys, weapons, and
many many hidden items! Hunt a little, explore the swamp, or see what the
inhabitants of the Vampire Hotel were up to! Oh, and always try beating your
friend’s score (you do have a friend, right?) by coming up with crazier
hijinks!
## Explore
Discover this scenic Florida island. Roam the beautiful hills, smell the
flowers. Pet a pretty duckling and somewhere along the way, don’t forget to
break into the diner to fill your empty stomach. That place had it coming!
## Craft
It was a chore in your second year arts class with Ms. Guttentag that old hag,
but things have changed! Who could turn down a pirate hat made of leather and
two rolls of duct tape? Or an apron to finally cover up after that unfortunate
bathroom incident…
## Survive
Don’t fall to your death. Don’t overdose. And for god’s sake, don’t get caught
breaking into the Vampire Hotel! You remember the stories about that place.
Ever since that shipwreck, strange things have been happening there!
## What Will Your Headline Be?
Florida Man Goes Home Early With Illegal Drugs!
Florida Man Can Not Stand The Heat! White House Set To Issue Statement Monday
At 11am. Tacos May Be At Fault!

Naked Florida Man Wields Speed Limit!
After eating pork rinds and grits, Florida Man went crazy. Sources say,
Sheriff may have known. Nobody hurt.

Reporters out of Business! Florida Man on Vacation!
Faced with lack of news, Tribune continues to report on pancakes! Florida
Man’s grandmother concerned, police remain optimistic.

Tired Florida Man brings home Chicken Hat!
Reading 13 books was not enough for naked Florida Man. Breaks into Cafe and
steals Nixon’s prized personal photo. Police still searching for witnesses.
## How To Make Scrambled Eggs
Add some butter to pan on medium-low heat. While it melts, combine eggs with
some milk, add salt and pepper. Add into the pan once hot. Stir occasionally
until the eggs have firmed up to your taste. For cheesier eggs, add cheese.
For bacon flavor, add bacon. Do not add pets or spouses.
## Fine Print
No developers were harmed during the writing of this description. We treated
them well, fed them Dr Pepper and chocolate. We promise. Don’t listen to the
badgers. They weren’t even there. They have no witnesses. Dale said it was
alright!

## Mature Content Description
The developers describe the content like this:
Mild violence, drug and alcohol use.

Florida Man: Hurricane Hijinks