Dad by the Sword is a First Person Swordfighting game with a heavy focus on tactical dismemberment, giant spraying fountains of purple blood, and dad jokes. Play as YOUR DAD in his quest to fight evil hot dogs, Wizzards, things hatched from eggs, and other vile Anti-Dads.

## About This Game
Dad By The Sword is a game about YOUR DAD running around in jorts and slaying
Anti-Dads with a claymore. Experience a unique First Person Swordplay
experience as you dismember hot dog monsters. Outsmart your enemies, use dad
accessories and enchanted dad shoes to gain an advantage, destroy weak points
in their armor, and then slice them apart.

It’s [fill in recent popular game you liked] meets [barely related popular
thing you also liked] meets [I don’t know, some game with a dad in it].
## Dad Features:

* Randomly generated dungeons for new battles every time you play
* Pray at Dad Altars to gain character modifying dad perks (AKA “DERKS”)
* Find Dad Accessories that give you wondrous new abilities, such as the powerful Airhorn, a magically growing Bowling Ball, or a superpowered Lawnmower
* Pretend I said it’s “Dark Souls meets Heavy Rain meets Octodad” before
* Character creation is a groundbreaking 100% infallible IRL paternity test
* Unlock new dad types with their own abilities and styles of jean shorts AKA jorts
* “It’s Dark Messiah meets Skyward Sword meets your dad meets Spelunky” — Quote from some prestigious video game guy
* Lots of dad puns

Dad by the Sword