I was an ordinary kid from Egorievsk and my life was going bad. But everything changed one fine moment, when my mate, nicknamed Ponos and i, were sucking beer on the bars. LDPR branch was opened in our yard.I also decided that since I can’t do anything except jerk off, it’s time to go into politics.

## About This Game

WELCOME TO EGORIEVSK
I was an ordinary kid from Yegoryevsk and my business was shitty. After I
graduated from the 9th grade of school and flew out of the sharaga, I sat on
my mother’s neck and lounged around. I watched Papich’s streams in the
evenings, played dotka and sucked beer in the yard.
There was no money, no prospects. Even the local beauty Natasha did not want
to give me, which led me to a disgusting addiction to masturbation on anime.
But one wonderful moment changed everything, when my sidekick named Diarrhea
and I sucked pivchansky on horizontal bars. He told me that a branch of the
Liberal Democratic Party had opened in our courtyard and he had already
entered it. I also decided that since I can’t do anything except jerk off,
it’s time to go into politics.

CALL OF LDPR[/ b] is a variable first-person shooter that tells about the life
of ordinary people in Russia, whose life is radically changed by the arrival
of the LDPR party in their hinterland. Such Runet personalities as Ilya
Madisson, Yuri Khovansky, and Vladimir Zhirinovsky himself took part in the
scoring of the project.

GAME FEATURES:[/ b]
* Open 3D world
* Realistic physics
* Exciting plot
* Realistic shooting
* Realistically recreated life in the outback

## Mature Content Description
The developers describe the content like this:
There is some adult content in the game: violence, nudity, black humor,
drinking alcohol and other bad habits. Be careful!

CALL OF LDPR