Cacodemon’s Barbecue Party in Hell
Nearly everything you need to know about this mini-game is contained in the
title (and everything else necessary can be found in the alternate title): you
play a Cacodemon, insidious lightning-spitting disembodied denizen of the
Hellish planes best known as an enemy first appearing in DOOM level E2M1:
Deimos Anomaly. And you are hosting a Barbecue Party… in Hell. (It is, after
all, where you live.) What do they eat at Hell Barbecues? Why, grilled
kittens, of course… and salad. (But someone else is bringing the salad.)
Your job is to make the kittens palatable, by spinning the fur right off of
them before cooking them in the Hell Fire Oven, because ew, who wants cat fur
caught between their teeth? Controlling the movements of the Cacodemon with
your mouse, you spin descending kittens (as represented by Hello Kitty heads),
one at a time, by bouncing them off your chef-hatted head and against the
tortuous sides of your infernal chasm; when they are sufficiently hairless, a
crack will open in the pit’s wall allowing the kittens to be cooked if
successfully bounced sideways into it.
Bonus points are awarded for advanced kitten-bouncing techniques! The goal is
to achieve the highest score possible with your allotment of ten kittens.
Cacodemon’s Barbecue Party in Hell