Astrotit
Setting the scene for a shoot-’em-up game is always a stiff proposition and
never anywhere more so than here: due to hitherto unknown properties of
hamster urine leeching into the water supply, humanity is rendered telepathic
and besieged by enormous symbols of repressed desire and Freudian hang-ups.
Proving once again that nothing is less sexy than a sexuality-themed video
game, this crude premise is intended to explain why you, the player, are in
charge of eliminating an army of “Bouncing Birth-Control Pills”, “Bibles
(Straight from the South)”, “AIDS Virii” (a cutting-edge inclusion at the
game’s release), and, yes, the eponymous lactating “Astro Tits”, with the
assistance of a (chew on this, Zombie Nation) ghoulishly disembodied
phallus. (Yes, by shooting wriggling spermatozoa (with eyes!) into them.)
All in front of stunning 4-colour CGA renditions of Moon Patrol-style sci-fi
lunar landscapes!
Astrotit