99 Fails is a very difficult to master precision platforming game set in Zeebo’s surreal nightmare. Conquer multiple morphs and mechanics in 99 levels to find out the source of Zeebo’s torture with dream journal analysis. It’s bloody hard and you’ll fail. But you’re going to try anyway, aren’t you?
## About This Game
Journey through Zeebo’s surreal nightmare in this impossibly difficult to
master precision platforming game with a rich, bizarre dreamworld. Traverse 11
dream layers in 9 iterations, each with their own gameplay mechanic,
transforming Zeebo. Control Zeebo with one to three action buttons, depending
on which mechanic you’re playing. Each mechanic and iteration will make an
appeal to your sense of timing, rhythm, and anger management skills. Unlock
more and more entries in the dream journal and analyze them in a game-wide
puzzle to finally find the source of Zeebo’s torture.
## THE FEATURES
* Easy to play. So easy, your grandparents can play. But they won’t master it. By the way, neither will you.
* Eleven different dream layers, mechanics and morphs, nine dream iterations each. That’s right, that makes 99 levels.
* Each dream has 3 modes: 99 Pillars for anyone. 666 Pillars for the maniacs. Endless pillars for the masochists.
* Countless bizarre, trippy and surreal creations, events and unforgettable characters.
* Procedurally generated levels, including paths, events and enemies, no playthrough is the same.
* Adaptive audio and music that evolves along with you as you traverse dreams, in full stereo.
* Explore Zeebo’s bedroom in old-school PC point ‘n click style to learn more about his life and issues.
* Perform dream analysis within a unique elaborate puzzle mechanic in the dream journal to figure out what’s fueling his nightmare.
* What more could you possibly want? More fails? That can be arranged.
## THE COGNIZOIDS
Cognizoids are entities in Zeebo’s dreamworld, Noobota. They represent
everything from (combinations of) abstract concepts like death, love, to
particular objects or persons from Zeebo’s real world, Neebota.
## THE UNFAIRY
You’ve heard of fairies. But have you heard of The Unfairy? Whatever she is,
she doesn’t always mean well. And her transformation is a gruesome sight to
behold.
## NEEBOTA’S REVENGE
When real life is poking you in your dream lobe.
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## UCHO
Musical rainbow-peeing ear. Sounds like random drizzle on a piano.
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## LARTUM THE GIANT
The not-so-gentle giant of optical deception that will give you vertigo.
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## BED OF REBIRTH
That feeling when your clone shows up pregnant with a hatched egg and mature
chicken inside.
## HEKKE & HEKKEDERIAN
Last, but certainly not least: Hekke! Zeebo’s squiddly, cuddly jelly pet who
follows him everywhere, even into his dreams. Though in his dreams, he’s not
quite as cuddly…in fact, what is up with that split tongue? Is that mom and
dad?
## THE DISCLAIMER
We are not responsible for any harm that may come from playing this game. We
are certainly not responsible for any rage-induced attacks on other objects,
persons, or damage caused by throwing or stomping on your controller, keyboard
or mouse.
99 Fails